Ok, as we all know..whenever someone gets super powers, it makes them stronger in some way. But what about the other people who would get super powers, but just get the short end of the stick?

The rules of this thread is that you have to post the most useless super powers, or super powers with drawbacks:

Example of useless super powers...Someone with magnetos power, but it only works on wet styrafoam...the ability to sweat b-b-q sauce uncontrollably

Regular super powers with drawbacks:

Super strength, but you have brittle bones...so whenever you try to use your super strength, your bones just break.

Super speed, but friction constantly starts your pubes onfire and causes severe burns where skin rubs together...

the power to see through objects, but cant control where it stops (so you would just keep seeing through stuff basically making you blind...

You have the power of a chameleon to blend in with surroundings...but your albino...so you actually can't change color...lol

the ability to communicate with fish

mitch that power rules.

the ability to change the smell of your farts to anything, be it pleasant or fowl

Laser eyes...but if you use it your eyes melt.

the ability to open pickle jars no one else can by using ur butt cheeks because of superpower grippy butt hair sweat

the power of anti-arousal

the power to give yourself a smaller penis

Eventual kevlar skin..

bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. boink.

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Left Side Levitation
Turning into a brick wall. Forever.
Helium Resistance.