If Jesus, Superman, and Chuck Norris got into a fight...

who would win?

chuck norris is jesus and superman isnt real. the french army would definately retreat. the germans would get into the fight and then the hotdog buns would declare war on the cats so in the end the mobile phone industry would rule the world.

lies! all lies i tell ya

well this is a trick question. Mr T would appear after he perfectly grooms his mohawk and punch them into a croissant for his early morning breakfast. so i guess jesus would win because he could resurrect from the following dookie.