Lets play Marry, Fuck, Kill

Name three people

everyone else decides which one they'd marry, which they'd fuck, and which they'd kill

then the next person names three new people.

heres the first three

uncle joey, sarah silvermen, barack obama

fuck sarah.. marry obamz.. and kill poor ol uncle joey.

now you have to name 3 people so the next person can go meo.

Fuck sarah, marry bomz, kill joey.


Six foot tall vagina with knives, Six foot tall Penis with a normal sized vagina, Alec Baldwin.

KILL ...Six foot tall vagina with knives,
FUCK ...Six foot tall Penis with a normal sized vagina,
MARRY ...Alec Baldwin.


jesus snarf... that's weird. lawlz.


Michelle Trachtenberg
CORY (from boy meets world)
Miller High Life commercial Black guy.

Fuck michelle, Marry Miller highlife black guy, kill cory

Bud, Wei, Ser. (frogs)

Also: can you imagine fucking a six foot tall penis with a vagina meo? the giant balls slapping against you, and being without any bone structure, it would be like going at it with a warm veiny sweaty matress. Also what noises would it make? I think itd make screeches like a velociraptor. scaaary.

marry bud
fuck ser
kill wei

dextors mom (from dextors lab)

the girl fairly odd parent

peggy from king of the hill

dextors mom (from dextors lab) - marry

the girl fairly odd parent - fuck

peggy from king of the hill - kill



Jeff goldblueman group

any member of the REAL blueman group

zach galafinakis

marry zach

fuck blueman group

kill jeff goldbluman group


jordans mom, patricks mom, jaryds mom

marry jordans mom, fuck pats mom, kill my mom because its the least disgusting.

david liebe hart, pay sajak, the pink panther

kill -david liebe hart,
fuck pay sajak,
marry the pink panther


Kid Rock

Fred Durst

Lead Singer of Fall Out Boy

marry kid rock
fuck fall out boy guy
kill fred durst

goatse, 2 girls 1 cup, tubgirl

not it.

fuck tubgirl
marry 2girls1cup
kill goatse

I win


alex's sister, alex's mom, alex's best invisible friend

Fuck alex's sister, marry alex's invisible friend, kill alex's mom.

Bill Murray, Steve Buschemy, Steve Martin.

this one was actually harder than the sick one... i mean.. marry or fuck bill?

marry - Bill Murray,
Fuck - Steve Buschemy,
kill poor Steve Martin

adam sandler in billy madison

adam sandler in happy gilmore

adam sandler as opera man from snl.

marry opera man
fuck adam in billy madasn
kill happy


Indiana Jones, Marty Mcfly, Yoda

Fuck Indy, Marry Marty, Kill yoda (is that even possible?)

A Pizza, the Delivery man, the delivery bike.

MARRY Pizza,
FUCK the Delivery man,
and kill the delivery bike.


Natalie Turner (her second appearence w/ this game)

Eric Turner

Rebeccah Turner

I want to answer it...but i also want to wait for alex to answer it...i'll wait for next turn...

EDIT: Fuck it.

Fuck natalie, marry eric, kill robecca.

Vagita, Piccolo, Natalie turner (third appearance).

fuck natalie
marry piccolo
kill vegeta

brian peppers
rosie odonnell
maury

we gotta double answer.. i'll keep it simple w/ just 3 new people


fuck brian peppers
kkkilllllllll rosie odonnell
marry maury


kill Vagita, (hopefully while he's still the bad vagita so i don't like him yet)
Marry Piccolo, (yay!)
FUCK Natalie turner (... yay! )


christopher walkins...
the kfc Colonel..
Trey Parker.

in defense of rosie. she was a decent stand up comic in the early 90s whos hated on for no reason nowadays.


marry trey
fuck walkens
kill kfc

Good job alex, whey to leave us hanging...

Marry Walken
Fuck Trey
Kill KFC

Uncle Buck, "The Dude", Hunter S. Thompson