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Useless superpowers

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1Useless superpowers Empty Useless superpowers Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:17 pm

Snarf

Snarf

Ok, as we all know..whenever someone gets super powers, it makes them stronger in some way. But what about the other people who would get super powers, but just get the short end of the stick?

The rules of this thread is that you have to post the most useless super powers, or super powers with drawbacks:

Example of useless super powers...Someone with magnetos power, but it only works on wet styrafoam...the ability to sweat b-b-q sauce uncontrollably

Regular super powers with drawbacks:

Super strength, but you have brittle bones...so whenever you try to use your super strength, your bones just break.

Super speed, but friction constantly starts your pubes onfire and causes severe burns where skin rubs together...

the power to see through objects, but cant control where it stops (so you would just keep seeing through stuff basically making you blind...

You have the power of a chameleon to blend in with surroundings...but your albino...so you actually can't change color...lol

2Useless superpowers Empty Re: Useless superpowers Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:00 pm

teh_meetch

teh_meetch

the ability to communicate with fish

3Useless superpowers Empty Re: Useless superpowers Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:42 pm

alexticon

alexticon
Admin

mitch that power rules.

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4Useless superpowers Empty Re: Useless superpowers Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:48 pm

rhubarb_lightning

rhubarb_lightning

the ability to change the smell of your farts to anything, be it pleasant or fowl

5Useless superpowers Empty Re: Useless superpowers Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:38 pm

Snarf

Snarf

Laser eyes...but if you use it your eyes melt.

6Useless superpowers Empty Re: Useless superpowers Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:23 pm

rhubarb_lightning

rhubarb_lightning

the ability to open pickle jars no one else can by using ur butt cheeks because of superpower grippy butt hair sweat

7Useless superpowers Empty Re: Useless superpowers Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:14 pm

alexticon

alexticon
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the power of anti-arousal

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8Useless superpowers Empty Re: Useless superpowers Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:30 pm

rhubarb_lightning

rhubarb_lightning

the power to give yourself a smaller penis

9Useless superpowers Empty Re: Useless superpowers Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:02 pm

rhubarb_lightning

rhubarb_lightning

Eventual kevlar skin..
Useless superpowers Bullet+final
bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. boink.

Acheiving 99% opacity
Left Side Levitation
Turning into a brick wall. Forever.
Helium Resistance.

10Useless superpowers Empty Re: Useless superpowers Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:26 pm

rhubarb_lightning

rhubarb_lightning

The ability to make the tv guide channel scroll faster

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