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1 Useless superpowers on Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:17 pm

Ok, as we all know..whenever someone gets super powers, it makes them stronger in some way. But what about the other people who would get super powers, but just get the short end of the stick?

The rules of this thread is that you have to post the most useless super powers, or super powers with drawbacks:

Example of useless super powers...Someone with magnetos power, but it only works on wet styrafoam...the ability to sweat b-b-q sauce uncontrollably

Regular super powers with drawbacks:

Super strength, but you have brittle bones...so whenever you try to use your super strength, your bones just break.

Super speed, but friction constantly starts your pubes onfire and causes severe burns where skin rubs together...

the power to see through objects, but cant control where it stops (so you would just keep seeing through stuff basically making you blind...

You have the power of a chameleon to blend in with surroundings...but your albino...so you actually can't change color...lol

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2 Re: Useless superpowers on Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:00 pm

the ability to communicate with fish

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3 Re: Useless superpowers on Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:42 pm

mitch that power rules.

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4 Re: Useless superpowers on Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:48 pm

the ability to change the smell of your farts to anything, be it pleasant or fowl


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5 Re: Useless superpowers on Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:38 pm

Laser eyes...but if you use it your eyes melt.

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6 Re: Useless superpowers on Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:23 pm

the ability to open pickle jars no one else can by using ur butt cheeks because of superpower grippy butt hair sweat


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7 Re: Useless superpowers on Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:14 pm

the power of anti-arousal

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8 Re: Useless superpowers on Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:30 pm

the power to give yourself a smaller penis


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9 Re: Useless superpowers on Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:02 pm

Eventual kevlar skin..

bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. bang. boink.

Acheiving 99% opacity
Left Side Levitation
Turning into a brick wall. Forever.
Helium Resistance.


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10 Re: Useless superpowers on Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:26 pm

The ability to make the tv guide channel scroll faster


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