story time

add a bit and build it up to something funny or dumb but still kinda funny.. dont go twice in a row.

whonce upon a time there was a man. he had already saved the entire world once with his boomerang. he got a really big castle with a whole bunch of lovely bitches to tend to him and his castle. He didn't get to rule the world, but he got kingdom`ed in this feudal land. one day him and his boomerang went on a conquest

they fucked farmers daughters and got sent to hell... but then got reincarnated and back to life to fuck more farmers daughters.. but then got sent back to hell.... (hahahaha alex sucked at dnd.)

During his second tour of hell, he realized that the whole saving the world, castles and bitches was just an act, a shurade and that he was only failing at filling an ever growing hole within himself with these useless things...the only one he ever loved...and the only thing that could fill his hole good and hard...was his trusty boomerang...