i would like to display my loathing distaste for everything. i put shit on toast and throw it at passing cars and when it sticks to my own car i like it because a bird will come to eat it and in turn eat my shit and die. birds are overrated because i cant fly. if i had a penny right now i would eat it so i didn't have it anymore. i stalk the mentally challenged to find the precise time to proclaim a passing UFO so they look up and i tie their shoes together and kick them in the nuts and/or shins. i throw away empty pop cans. whenever someone sneezes im like stfu serious sneezing is so conformist try unsneezing for a change. if i could type this in sign language i wouldn't. and i wished i didnt use that apostrophe but i dont like backspacing because its for fixing and i dont fix so i wont fix it. If i lost my snow shoe i would wear sandals for snow and not name them snow sandals. can i borrow a dollar, please. oh sweet home movies bye